Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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