Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Randomize