I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm passing your future prison.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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