Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize
