So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
