i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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