Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
tell me about the fingering
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