I think I just saw someone hide a body.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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