69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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