all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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