Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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