you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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