I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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