Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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