just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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