y did u give ur computer a hand job?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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