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  whats a polygalesbian?

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  lesbian polygamists..duh.

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  Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.

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  he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?

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  I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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  I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.

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• (805): View more from California

  i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party

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• (406): View more from Montana

  So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?

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• (310): View more from California

  Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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  I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.

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• (212): View more from New York

  If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up

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