I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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You took a bar mat shot.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.