How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.