i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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