i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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