Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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