Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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