i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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