David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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