Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
