Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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