i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
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Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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