guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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