its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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