it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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