Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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