I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
