think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
smell my finger.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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