YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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