I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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