i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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