You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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