Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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