Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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