Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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