have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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