this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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