Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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