weddingsv make me drug and hornr
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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