You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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