we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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