I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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