singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
what day is it and did you see me today?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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