glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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