why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
There r osticjed everywhere
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
