People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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