If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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