was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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