Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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