found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
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I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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