Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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