The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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