Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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