office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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