Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
